Which one do you want to be the face of Europe? Finnish angel Ahtisaari who threatened to carpet bomb Belgrade and who stabbed the Namibian freedom movement in the back?
Or do you prefer Joschka Fischer, an erstwhile Molotov cocktail thrower, who went on to lead Germany to its first war since World War Two by saying 'yes we can' to bombing Serbia?
Or is it (the hot favourite) Tony Blair who embarked on his liberal interventionist mission by - surprise surprise - bombing Serbia (before 'sorting out' Afghanistan, Iraq, and the Labour Party)?
Timothy Garton Ash likes all three.
Can you name another? Don't forget: Candidates for the EU presidency are expected to have a good history of belligerence against Serbs. Who else fits the bill?

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#Don't forget: Candidates for the EU presidency are expected to have a good history of belligerence against Serbs.#
Er..Nick Cohen?
Dismal set of options...but please not Mary Robinson. She always reminds me of Dana...kinda vanilla with a hint of beige.
A joint leadsership of Kohl and Major, as those two cunts conspired to recognise Croatia in the first place (for different but utterly selfish resons), thereby guaranteeing the rise of Tudjman, the consolodation of Milosevic and his henchmen, and the whole series of vile injustices to the region that followed until Kosovo. EU's lowest moment in its sorry hisory. Can't do a blind thing about managing or preventing wars; it sure can start them.
Cunts.
Good suggestions all around so far, Bitters and Monkey.
It's a shame Richard Holbrooke isn't European; he'd be up there.
god, you guys are up here now and I'm still parroting on on the thread below - ah well
How about that transgendered Israeli bint who one eurovision a few years back ?
"won" even. Stupid fingers !
Wot, Dana?
I hear monkeyfish owns the single.
Nah...you're thinking of "Dana International", I'm thinking of the Irish Dana.."all kinds of everything"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Rosemary_Scallon
Came third in the 97 presidential election on a platform of opposing the morning after pill. Strange world-Irish politics.
There's a Korean Dana too..in fact there are quite a few..
* Dana (Korean singer), a South Korean pop singer who is part of girl group TSZX the Grace
* Dana Halabi, a Lebanese singer, usually referred to simply as Dana
* Dana International, Israeli singer
* Dana Rosemary Scallon, better known as Dana, Irish singer and former politician
* Dana van Dreven, also known as DJ Lady Dana, a Dutch DJ
* Dana Finisikawayneperkowski, perhaps better known as T-Ricky the "notorious" rapper..
Catholic fundamentalist, Buddhist, secular Arab, transgendered Israeli, Dutch hardcore DJ, Scandinavian rapper...all women in the music industry and some with political pretensions. Think I may have stumbled upon something here.Sounds like a New World Order thingy...I'll get onto David Icke.
Dana International, Israeli transvestite "singer".
Obvious candidate for EU Pres when you think about it.
Thanks for the research Monkeyfish.
Maybe she could be EU Queen.
MF, you forgot Dana Scully...I think we have a conspiracy on our hands...
(PS: No joke, but the word verification for this post is "pressi".)
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